Monday, May 03, 2010

Birth Control

Anyone considering having children and reads my Facebook statuses on a regular basis is probably seriously reconsidering. Here are a few from the last 2 weeks:

"Teresa really does think watching the sun rising over the mountains from her living room is quite beautiful - but every morning for the last two weeks... could do without."

"Teresa - the baby was up at 2 and 4. Kaitlyn woke up at 5. Woke the baby up at 5:10. Had to walk the baby to sleep until 6:30.... need another coffee right about now..."

"Teresa thinks her daughter has a built in 2-hour alarm clock. 12, 2, 4, 6... how hungry can a 5 month old be??"

"Teresa didn't enjoy having to pack the kids up as soon as they woke up - but we were out of coffee so a Timmy's run was necessary!"

"Teresa was told by her daughter today "no more attitude from you because I'm about done with it". Don't know where she gets this stuff from :P"

"Teresa is really hoping and praying that all the sleep her baby is getting today won't interfere with tonight's sleep. Because, really, could nighttime sleep get any worse than it already is?"

Seriously, who needs birth control when you have me as a friend on Facebook?!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

stubbled across you blog but I think it was meant to be :) To encourage you....my first two children never slept through the night...ever! It was years before I got 5 hours of sleep in a row. Now I know that doesn't sound encouraging, but...our third daughter slept through the night starting at 5 days old! I never thought it was possible. Now that they are 14, 19, and 20 (note the age gap lol) I get to sleep in ever weekend lol that actually started probably 10 years ago....it will be okay! One day you will get that glorious nights sleep, it will be sooner than you think and it will be Glorious! And it will become the new norm :)

Christina said...

Hi Teresa cme across your blog....sleep or the lack of it can sure be rough.

Teresa said...

Christina - do you blog? Can you send me your link? You'll probably get to know more about me from my blog than from being my neighbour :) email: rytersmith@shaw.ca